SEX –Truth or Misleading

[Zika]

I got your attention, didn’t I? In my experience I discovered two words, SEX and MONEY, as very powerful attention grabbers. It is very close to the truth considering average people.

I have to stop here and say a few words about average. Average is the same as imaginary, for me. It is wildly used by Governments and any body ells to make us believe we are doing much better. Let’s take an example to explain my point. Say, you and me went out for a dinner and you had two stakes and I had two salads. You might say, in average we had one stake and one salad. Is that reality? One of us went home hungry. Let us take a look at Average earnings. What is that? Simple math, add the highest and lowest one, divided by 2. It make us so rich but could you go in the store, do your shopping and at the cashier pay with average pay? May be, I never tried even I am using imaginary money when I pay with Credit Card.

Another thing I would like to underline is that I am very shy person and have problem using “you know what” (see the title). I meant I am shy to say “you know what”, I did not mean I never had “you know what”. I just do not say it and now, when I think back, I never asked for “you know what”… not complaining, it was OK.

Let us go back on “you know what”. I am not going into analysing Modern Society, it is what it is, everything is quickened, no time to waist and the same formula is applied to “you know what”. Bypassed is everything leading to it with very simple let’s have “you know what”, like offering a cup of coffee. If anything is missed will be unknown.

The reason I decided to write about sex ( just realized, did not have problem to right down sex instead of “you know what”, I am improving with age) is my desire to discus some Myth about improving it and my experience with it. We all heard about influence to “good” sex…coffee, hot (spicy) food, black pepper, oysters chocolate etc. I’ll tell you my opinion about it.

COFFEE improves quality of sex, sets the mood. I say BS. I drink a lot of coffee, my blood is brown. Improvement dos not exist. Zip, nil, 0. YOU NEED TO HAVE A PARTNER.

HOT FOOD, Spices. No help, YOU NEED TO HAVE PARTNER.

CHOCOLATE. Some will suggest that it is so good…as good as sex. It is untruth. It dos not do anything for me, no improvement what so ever. YOU NEED TO HAVE PARTNER.

ANY REMEDY, no help, YOU NEED TO HAVE A PARTNER.

We can go on and on but it will come back to very simple (for some of us complicated) answer:

YOU NEED TO HAVE A PARTNER

before you think of any improvement. Trust me on my experience. Of course you can have…but I am not going there.


Ž.P.

[Član 257]

Neko jede kupus, neko meso-u proseku svi jedemo sarmu!

[Zika]

Ne volim proseke ali u ovom slučaju sa sarmom ne bih mario. To me je potsetilo da ove zime nisam kuvao sarmu a ni pihtije ali još imam vremena.

[DenVik]

Žiko, imaš našu pažnju , može sve ovo i na srpskom..veruj mi, bolje deca sa foruma znaju engleski, nego ja, 100%..

[Član 257]

Žiko, imaš našu pažnju , može sve ovo i na srpskom..veruj mi, bolje deca sa foruma znaju engleski, nego ja, 100%..

Mislim, Žiko...zašto si stao?

[Zika]

Žiko, imaš našu pažnju , može sve ovo i na srpskom..veruj mi, bolje deca sa foruma znaju engleski, nego ja, 100%..

Mogu i na srpskom i na kineskom ali na bilo kom jeziku odgovor je isti - PARTNER.

[Zika]

Žiko, imaš našu pažnju , može sve ovo i na srpskom..veruj mi, bolje deca sa foruma znaju engleski, nego ja, 100%..

Mislim, Žiko...zašto si stao?

Stao sam da se izduvam i da sačekam da me partner stigne.

[DenVik]

Ma, Ziko, znam odlicno engleski, nego se ponadah...nekim savetima, primerenim primerima ..ali ajde,sacekacemo ...

[Zika]

Kao što rekoh, stadoh da sačekam partnera jer ovako sam ne mogu da se setim detalja.

[DenVik]

, hvala ti to si me nasmejao jutros( vidim da je ovo već divan dan)